Build Around the Exact Unlock Trigger
Unlock strategy-specific achievements by building for their exact trigger: place a Ballista beside a Boar for Crossboar, use Balance on a Paladin for Balance My A**, or gather different enchantments on the same troop for Agnostic. Choose your target before shaping the kingdom so your card choices support its required setup or outcome.
Achievement Names and Unlock Conditions
Use the in-game achievement gallery as your full checklist; it displays all 99 achievements. Match your target to its condition below, paying attention to whether it requires a particular troop, a single turn, a battle win or a completed run.
| Achievement | How to unlock it |
|---|---|
| Agnostic | Have 9 different enchantments on one unit. |
| All-in | Randomize your base card. |
| Bad Move | Echoform the troop with the lowest damage in your kingdom. |
| Balance My A** | Use Balance on a Paladin. |
| Barren Land | Raze 3 plots in your kingdom. |
| Big Guy | Gigantify the same troop 3 times in a run. |
| Brrrrrrrt | Have a tower with maxed attack speed. |
| By a Whisker | Win a battle after the enemy has entered your plots. |
| Chaotic Good | Beat the Jack of Chaos. |
| Collector | Have the maximum number of cards in your hand. |
| Crossboar | Mount a Ballista on a Boar by placing them adjacent. |
| Cross-eyed | Miss 99 shots with your base attack. |
| Cursed | Completely miss a blessing. |
| Death Cheater | Get an Obelisk to 9,999+ damage. |
| Desperate Measures | Play 9 tomes in a single turn. |
| Die Hard | Reach year 99. |
| Don't You Know That You're Toxic | Get 999 poison stacks on a single enemy. |
| Everyone's a Critic | Get a plot to 100% crit chance. |
| Full-service | Have a Blacksmith, Library, Beacon and Forest buffing the same troop plot. |
| Gambling Problem | Activate 9 Gachas in a single run. |
| Goat Farmer | Have 99 Goats in a plot. |
| Great Leap | Level up plots 9 times in a single turn. |
| Infestation | Get 9+ Slime plots in your kingdom. |
| It's Super Effective | Have a single X-Ray level up 5 plots. |
| It's a Trap | Have 99 traps on the field. |
| King of the Hill | Reach base level 9. |
| Master of Nine | Win a run with each of the 9 Kings. |
| Now What | Reach a stalemate. |
| Overkill | Deal a 9,999,999-damage hit under the corrected hotfix trigger. |
| Plan A, B, and C | Have the same enemy poisoned, frozen and stunned simultaneously. |
| Ragequitter | Forfeit a battle. |
| Rake It In | Get 999 gold in a single turn. |
| Roadrunner | Get a troop to 9.0 movement speed. |
| Sacrilege | Have a Shrine fail because all your plots are maxed out. |
| Shrekmate | Win a battle with an army containing only Ogres. |
| Smells Like Meta | Use a Tome on a Golem. |
| Smurf | Play on Peasant difficulty with a king at level 9+. |
| Taylorism | Have a building apply its effect 9 times in a single turn. |
| The Conqueror | Beat all 81 quests in Quest Mode at any difficulty. |
| The Devs Rigged My RNG | Fail a Library effect 3 times in a row. |
| The Fellowship | Have a Wizard, Elf, Dwarf and Soldier in your kingdom. |
| The Great Unifier | Unify 999+ troops. |
| The Last of Us | Have Mycelium's Sporeling kill a boss. |
| This Game Sucks | Lose 3 lives in a row. |
| Tower Defense | Win without troops. |
| United We Lag | Have an army of 9,999+ units. |
| Welcome to my Crib | Get a base plot +3 levels above its cap. |
| You're So Crazy | Use 9 Chaos cards. |
Practical Routes for Deliberate Achievement Runs
- For Crossboar, collect a Ballista and a Boar, then place them on adjacent plots so the Ballista can mount. Reserve that neighboring space while assembling the pair.
- For Balance My A**, choose the King of Nothing and develop a Paladin plot with a Blacksmith beside it. Apply Balance after the Paladin's HP has grown; Balance sets HP and damage to whichever is higher, making the achievement action useful for the army too.
- For King of the Hill, choose the King of Nature and raise the Treant to level 3 through normal upgrades before playing Patronage. Patronage adds +3 base levels beyond the cap; keep applying it toward base level 9. Take Patronage when offered among Rainbow cards.
- For Agnostic, gather 9 different enchantments on the same troop. Keep a checklist of enchantment types as you add them, and concentrate your choices on that troop instead of spreading the setup across your army.
- For It's a Trap, choose the King of Stone and build around Trappers, a Cauldron and a Wallmaker. Put Trapper copies onto the same plot to increase the traps available. Once that plot reaches level 3, use Regression and level it again.
- For Die Hard, win year 33 and continue into Endless Mode, then aim to reach year 99. Build for survival beyond the initial victory and keep this longer objective in mind when choosing upgrades.
- For The Conqueror, clear all 81 quests in Quest Mode at any difficulty. The difficulty choices are Knight, King and Chaos, so use the setting you can complete reliably. Match any quest walkthrough to the difficulty and starting setup shown in your game.
For Full-service, make a troop plot the shared target of Blacksmith, Library, Beacon and Forest buffs. Check that every named building affects that same plot before moving on to another objective.
Release Changes That Affect Your Attempt
The full release arrived on November 12, 2026, expanding the achievement set to 99. Older achievement lists can omit the additions, so check the current in-game gallery when choosing your next target.
Overkill is the threshold to watch when following older guides. The 1.0.2 hotfix corrected its trigger to a 9,999,999-damage hit, and it can trigger even when the enemy has less HP. Build toward that updated trigger.
Start a new run after downloading a patch. Existing runs do not store those updates and may conflict with them, so begin a fresh attempt before testing a changed achievement interaction.